Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
Penis, neck, rope?
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔️
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
