What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Baby vs. Tire Swing
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, nimrod. The joke is that babies are alive and can die, but tire swings are just made of rubber and metal so they will not die. It's a morbid, but funny comparison. You wouldn't get it, I bet you still think the Earth is flat and that wearing a mask is a sign of weakness. Sad!