What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Okay, so listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. It's playing on the stereotype that emo kids are all sad and, uh, prone to wanting to not be alive anymore. The feather hits the ground first because the joke implies the emo kid is hanging themselves. It's not funny, but some peeps laugh at it. And judging by your taste in jokes, you would too.