Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Cookie, Toilet, and Bed
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you genius. So, the cookie went to the hospital because "crummy" sounds like "sick." Get it? And the toilet said "you look flushed" because "flushed" means both the toilet doing its job AND someone's face being red. As for the bed, well, it's just a riddle that ain't that funny. You probably sleep on the floor anyway. Don't worry, you'll get there, champ!