What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
A pool table.
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
A pool table.
Alright listen up, dummy. This joke is funny because you think of something green and fuzzy falling out of a tree, like a bird or something. But SURPRISE! It's a freaking pool table, which would obviously kill you if it fell on you. You probably have never been close to a pool table because you are probably so socially awkward, and because pool tables are usually in bars, and you are probably underage.
Jacob
I love this joke!