Object

Object Jokes

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

Playing a game called 7-Up.

Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?

Teacher: It's cheating!

Student: No! It's the object of the game.

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.