How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
Object Jokes
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
I love still things.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What do you call a cute door?
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
