Object jokes
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What do you call a cute door?
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.