Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Dolly (DYM 79).
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
