Object jokes
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Iron jug.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
Memes
What do you call a cute door?
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?