How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.