Mythology jokes
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
What's a Genie's favorite drink?
Wishkey.
Like whiskey.
Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
I tried my best
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"