What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Necromancer vs. Neck Romancer
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you knucklehead. You really need me, a BASED bear, to lay this out for you? Okay, here we go: The joke is a play on words. A necromancer deals with the dead. A "neck romancer" (vampire) romances the neck i.e. bites it. It's funny because it sounds like a legit job!