Mythology jokes
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
We need skinwalker jokes.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.