What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
your hairline goes back so far it dated zeus
Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE. He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.
whoever invented religions. they fucked up. We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What is at the end of a rainbow
The w
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
