Mythology jokes
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.