Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
God is fake
God made Adam and Eve.
Satan made Adam and Steve.
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animalsđź‘Źout of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
a goat drank my redbull, so now it's a baphomet!!!
The fool says in his brain "there is a god".
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
LBB- why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys Mummy
His mom- Maybe because your the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus- should’ve been better Little Bear
LLB -help Mummy he’s the Scratchy monster
Shrek- just kidding it’s not Krampus but indeeds Me and Black Donkey instead, and were going to poop on your floor
Duggie- hopefully Marvins doesn’t see us and by the way want some purplish koolaid
