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Stop.

A tweet by Calvin asking why the media isn't reporting on what Zeus looks like without hair or beard, followed by two cartoon images of Zeus, one with his trademark hair and beard and the other with a bald, smooth head.

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This. Is. Sparta

A cartoon image shows a small baby being thrown into the air by someone whose arms are visible in the lower right corner, with the text 'Spartans when a 3 year old can't bench press a boulder and kill 30 soldiers in 0.5 secs:' above.

shaylie lol

A white dog with a wide, slightly sinister grin is shown. The caption reads, "Me: *Messes up in latin class* The demon I just summoned:".

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"

tabs1528

The image shows a statue of Anubis, an ancient Egyptian deity with a jackal head and human body. The text overlay reads: "THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST FURRY IN HISTORY".

Wade

Unicorns

The image shows a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a white horse with a horn labeled 'Unicorn'. The middle panel features a white rhino labeled 'High-capacity assault unicorn'. The bottom panel depicts a swordfish labeled 'High speed underwater unicorn'. The image text says 'Unicorns come in different sizes'.

Just Blach

Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.

A drawing of a hydra with multiple heads. The text on the image reads: "Hydra System. The Hydra is simple, every 2 represents a 1. When a head is cut, its twin must lead the next 2 novice heads. This means when every weak point is exercised the weak spot is a new offense. The perfect system."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Yes

The image shows four different types of horsemen. The first one is a man with a horse's head, grilling on a barbecue. The second is a centaur. The third one is a horse with human legs, and the fourth one is a horse with the bottom of a human body. The image has text at the top that reads: “The four horsemen of horsemen”.

big [fire] balls

A cartoon showing three panels. The first panel has a platypus sitting on top of the Earth, with the text "Where do platypuses live?". The second panel shows a close-up of the platypus, with a menacing look, over a red background and the text "In the darkest, deepest parts of your soul, feeding on your sins, fears and regrets". The third panel shows a platypus holding a spear and boomerang in a desert with a kangaroo in the background with the text "And Australia".

Heroin Monkey

A tree with a hammer and a comb stuck in the bark. The text above the image reads: "Slavcalibur. He who pulls it from the tree becomes the king of Yugoslavia."

Anonymous

A close up of a person's face with wide eyes. Text says: "The genie looking at me when I wish for spiders to have wings, be 5x bigger and invisible."

Wade

King Ko-

The image shows a large silhouette of a Bigfoot-like creature against a sunset with multiple helicopters flying around. There is a box at the bottom of the image that says "LIVE TUCKER REACTION" along with a picture of Tucker Carlson.

Cutepink

When you see a skinwalker:

The image shows a cat with wide, shocked eyes and an open mouth, as if it's yelling or gasping. The image is blurry, which enhances the feeling of sudden surprise or fear. The text says: "When you see a skinwalker:".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels. The first one contains a drawing of a tentacled creature with an eye, accompanied by the text 'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Nyarlathotep athg goboshu bug stell'bsna, uln fm'latghagl c'al r'luh goka stell'bsna Yoggoth fhtagn hal'. The second panel features a 'Wojak' character with glasses and a skeptical expression, stating 'Fuck off I don't believe in that made up nonsense'. The third panel displays a distorted Wojak figure with black eyes and a creepy smile, in front of a dark abstract background.

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this?

A red devil with glowing yellow eyes and binary code for teeth.