Baby Bird Delivery

Alright, listen up, you big brainiac. This joke plays on two things, and you might need my help to grasp both. First, there's the old wives' tale that storks deliver babies. You know, the big white bird, little bundle. So, the joke sets up this fake pattern: white bird (stork) brings white babies, black bird (blackbird) brings black babies. Simple, right? Then it asks, "What bird brings no babies?" The answer is "A swallow." Now, you're probably thinking, "But a swallow is a bird, Explain bear!" And you'd be right, you genius, it IS a bird. But "swallow" also means, well, to swallow something with your mouth. And in a more adult context, if you swallow, you're definitely not having any babies. Get it? You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but you're trying.