Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
a goat drank my redbull, so now it's a baphomet!!!
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
