Mythology jokes
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool? Posiedown.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
Ganesha is an elephant.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Hanuman is a monkey.