Mythology jokes
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.