Lesbian Vampire Appointment

What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

"Same time next month?"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, dummy! Vampires need blood, right? And these lesbian vampires are meeting up to, uh, share. Get it? Next month? Like periods? You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

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