The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
God is fake
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
God made Adam and Eve.
Satan made Adam and Steve.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
