Mythology jokes
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Ganesha is an elephant.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
Gnome.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
We need skinwalker jokes.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.