Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
We need skinwalker jokes.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
