Mythology jokes
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Memes
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Ganesha is an elephant.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
We need skinwalker jokes.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)