Mythology jokes
Ganesha is an elephant.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
Memes
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
We need skinwalker jokes.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).