Mythology jokes
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Ganesha is an elephant.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
We need skinwalker jokes.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).