5+ Thor Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Hammer

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

Year

I am Thor.

And next year, I will be five.

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Daughter

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A picture of Thor wearing pink clothing and accessories, with a pink glittery hammer, and text that reads: "Men: No girl will ever boss me around. Men after having daughters:"

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Space

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Asgard

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

Back

How do you know Thor has your back?

He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).

Underwear

Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?

Asgard.

Rainbow

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

Memes

Pet

His perfect pet

The image shows three side-by-side comparisons. On the left, Thor is shown in three progressively smiling close-ups, wearing a helmet in the top two images. On the right are three different close-ups of a fluffy, light-brown rabbit. The rabbit also has a sweet smile in the bottom picture.

Search Engine

Why Bing is Superior tbh

The image shows a two panel comparison of how Google and Bing respond to searches related to suicide. In the first panel a picture of Thor and Loki from a movie is used with the caption 'GET HELP!' In the second panel on the left a skeleton is hanging and on the right SpongeBob and Patrick are in a coffin with the text 'Okay, get in.'

Movie

The image is a flow chart titled "Marvel Viewing Order." It includes a mix of Marvel movies and other films, shows, and people, including Captain America, Captain Marvel, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Iron Man 2, Avengers, Iron Man 3, Chicken Run, Age of Empires IV, How I Met Your Mother, Boss Baby, Looney Tunes Back in Action, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Disappearance of Madeleine McCann, Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Summer Heights High, Lego Indiana Jones 2 The Adventure Continues, The Cat in the Hat, Ted Cruz, and Avengers Endgame.

Year

i can relate

The image is a four-panel grid showing different photos of the character Thor with text above the images. The first panel shows Thor yelling with the text "Freshman year". The second panel shows a more serious Thor with a bloody face, and the text says "Sophomore year". The third panel shows Thor with glowing eyes, and the text says "Junior year". The fourth panel shows a relaxed Thor with a long beard, sunglasses and a robe with the text "Senior year".

Turkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

Satisfaction

That's all is needed to complete my day

A photo of actor Chris Hemsworth with a smug expression. The text above the image reads, "When you send a funny video to one of your siblings and you hear them laughing in the other room:". The text below the image is "*visible satisfaction*".

Thanos

The image shows a meme with three panels featuring Thanos. In the first panel, Thor is grabbing Thanos by the head. In the second panel, someone is using a spoon to force-feed Thanos peas. In the third panel, Thanos has the face of Shaquille O'Neal.

Captain America

Me and Who?

A cartoon drawing shows a woman and a man lying in bed, snuggled up and facing a wall. On the wall is a poster with the text: MARVEL VIEWING ORDER. The poster shows an ordered list of Marvel movies.

Job

You are god if you can do any of these

The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."

School Year

The image is a four-panel meme featuring the character Thor. Each panel represents a different year of school. The top left panel shows a very expressive Thor with his mouth open, labeled 'Freshman year.' The top right panel shows a Thor with a more serious look and some blood on his face, labeled 'Sophomore year.' The bottom left panel shows Thor with glowing eyes and surrounded by lightning, labeled 'Junior year.' The bottom right panel shows a relaxed Thor with long hair, a beard, and sunglasses, labeled 'Senior year.'

Friday

Almost FRIDAY

The image is a three-panel scene from a movie. In the top panel, a woman with elaborate antlers says 'You can't defeat me' with the word 'Monday' above her. The middle panel shows a man smiling and saying 'I know, but he can' with the word 'Me' above him. The bottom panel shows an explosion with the word 'Friday' on it.

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