Thor jokes

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

I am Thor.

And next year, I will be five.

How do you know Thor has your back?

He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?

Asgard.

What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.

"I created the Human Torch."