Thor jokes
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
Almost FRIDAY
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
You are god if you can do any of these
That's all is needed to complete my day
His perfect pet
Why Bing is Superior tbh
Me and Who?
thor
i can relate
