Thor jokes

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

How do you know Thor has your back?

He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).

I am Thor.

And next year, I will be five.

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?

Asgard.