Dragon jokes
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!