Dragon jokes

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?

Friends: No, what is it?

Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.

Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.

What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?

BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.

Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).

Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.

Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.

Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.

Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.

MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.

LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.

Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.

Them: What's on your arm?

Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?

Because they're believers.

You know Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' these balls.

Imagine a dragon 🤔.

Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?

Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."

Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"

Knight HAHAHAHA!