Dragon jokes
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
😶🌫️
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Knight HAHAHAHA!