Dragon

Dragon Jokes

Nut

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

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  • Ball

    Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

    Nut

    Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

    Nut

    Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?

    Friends: No, what is it?

    Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.

    Memes

    Nut

    Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.

    Card

    What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?

    BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

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  • Fire

    Them: What's on your arm?

    Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)

    Warden

    The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

    (Doesn't have boss bar.)

    Dream

    Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?

    Because they're believers.

    Mommy

    Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?

    Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.

    Knock

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    A dragon.

    A dragon who?

    The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

    Ball

    What should I sell my dragon for?

    Dragon these balls across yo face!

    Nut

    Imagine a dragon 🤔.

    Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.

    Cow

    My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

    Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

    That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

    Ball

    Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

    Draggin' these balls across your face.

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."

    Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"

    Nut

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Dragon.

    Dragon deez nuts.

    Dragon deez nuts who?

    DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!