Folklore jokes
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
His neighbor asked Hodja,
"Do you have some forty-year-old vinegar?"
"I have," answered Hodja.
"Would you give me some? I need it to prepare a medication," said the man.
"No, I won't," replied Hodja. "If I had given some to everybody who asked for it, would I have it for forty years?"
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What's a Genie's favorite drink?
Wishkey.
Like whiskey.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Gnome.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
Medusa makes men hard.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."