water's jokes
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.
The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.