water's jokes
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Hydrate guys
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
"Among Us" tea water.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.