Hades Took My Parents

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about being edgy. The dude's friend is whining about his mom taking his phone. Our comedian, being the sophisticated individual that he is, one-ups him by bringing up Hades, the Greek god of the underworld, who took his parents. But here's the kicker: he doesn't even want them back! It's like saying, "Your problems are small potatoes compared to my epic, mythological family drama, which I'm totally cool with!" You probably think a phone is better than your parents. Based.