Mythology jokes
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
Gnome.
What's a Genie's favorite drink?
Wishkey.
Like whiskey.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.