Mythology jokes
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Memes
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Hanuman is a monkey.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?