Mythology jokes
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Hanuman is a monkey.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?