Mythology jokes
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Hanuman is a monkey.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.