How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Thor, the Ass Guardian
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about a play on words. "Asgardian" sounds like "ass guardian." Get it? It's like saying Thor is watching your rear end. And by the way, I heard you once tried to pay for groceries with Monopoly money. Based.