like if your short
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!
Gnome
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome then in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
