Gnome

Gnome jokes

Marijuana

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I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.

So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!

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  • Juliet

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    When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

    Life

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    I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

    Ginger

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    What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

    Ginger! You racist fuc-

    Hater

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    This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.