
Gnome jokes
Like if you're short.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Gnome.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.
Gwen, why are you so nice?