Gnome jokes

Like if you're short.

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.

So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!

Gnome.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.