Gnome jokes

Like if you're short.

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.

So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

Gnome.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.

Gwen, why are you so nice?

Is Gwen still on this app thing?

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!