Gnome jokes

Like if you're short.

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.

So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

Gnome.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

Gwen, why are you so nice?