My jokes

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

I killed my cat.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

Suck my cheetah.

The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.

"You’re the milk to my cookies."

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.