My jokes

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ach.

Ach who?

Bless you!

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ya.

Ya who?

Yahooooo!!!

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

What should my next YT vid be about?

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

Wanna see my pp again?

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.