My jokes

What should my next YT vid be about?

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

My ass itches.

I killed my cat.

What goes up but never goes down?

My grades.

(I wish)

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

My mate Noha.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

Suck my cheetah.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.