My jokes

I love my new phone.

I love my family.

I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

Someone is adding dirt to my garden!

The plot thickens!

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

My acquaintance, William.

My mental health.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.