Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Wednesday
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Knock,knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot. ?!
“It’s a purple face!!!!”says Yellow Face. “Oh!!!! Racist!!!!”says Purple Face.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? NACHOCHEESE!!!!!!!!!