Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Wednesday
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Am I the only one here?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!