Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Wednesday
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
“It’s a purple face!!!!”says Yellow Face. “Oh!!!! Racist!!!!”says Purple Face.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? NACHOCHEESE!!!!!!!!!