Music jokes
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Memes
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.