Music jokes
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Memes
Make sure to drink milk!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #2
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.