Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Any more song suggestions?
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
