Music jokes
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?