Music jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."