Music jokes
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
Memes
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!