Music jokes
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.