Music jokes
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.