Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Whatβs a rapperβs favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.