Composer

Composer Jokes

Mozart

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

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  • Chicken

    Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

    All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

    Memes

    Spotify

    The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

    The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.

    Friend

    So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."

    For all of my musicians out there!

    Song

    It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

    Anxiety

    Friend: How's it going?

    Me: Good, things are good!

    Parent: How are you?

    Me: Oh, I'm fine!

    Twitter: Compose new tweet?

    Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.

    Bee

    Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?

    Bee-thoven.

    Mozart

    Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

    All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.

    Afterlife

    Beethoven composed his whole life.

    What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

    Paedophile

    What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?

    Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.