Composer jokes
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.