Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Who is Barry B. Bensonβs favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Whatβs a rapperβs favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
