Music jokes
Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
It was very Abba-riginal.
What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?
"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
What do pedophiles and guitars have in common?
They both fingered A minor.
Halal!
Is it meat you're looking for?
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
What did the DJ name his son?
Eric.
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.