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Music jokes

Michael Jackson

What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

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Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?

He-he-eat!

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

Michael Jackson

What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.

Michael Jackson

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

Michael Jackson

What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."

Michael Jackson

Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?

A Del-he-he.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.

Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.

After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.