Music jokes

What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?

A nickel is actually metal.

What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?

He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.

What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?

They know how to get a beat down.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?

Beat it.

Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.

What's red and spins really fast?

Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.

Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?

A. Crayons.

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

Rip Juice WRLD.

What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?

He-he-eat!

What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.