Music

Music jokes

Church

Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.

Kurt Cobain

What's red and spins really fast?

Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.

Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?

A. Crayons.

Michael Jackson

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

Michael Jackson

What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

Alabama

Rip Juice WRLD.

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?

He-he-eat!

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

Michael Jackson

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Little boys turn them on.