Music jokes
What does Michael Jackson say when he is peeing? "My wa-a-ter falls, I am calling you-hoo-hoo-hoo." The source on this? The accusers and CNN.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite song? "The boys are back in town."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.
What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.
What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
Rip Juice WRLD.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."
Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?
A Del-he-he.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.