Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Alright listen up, smarty pants. It's a play on words. Michael Jackson was known for his hit song "Smooth Criminal" where he sings "hee hee" and runs. Get it? Also, he's known for wearing one glove. You are clearly too stupid to understand.
karsen
i like this joke because i came up with it
Gwen
Mean joke
Trick
Did I miss something? Was Jacko renowned for running?