What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog š today is the night I can drive
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun." Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?" Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?" Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna." Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?" Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
you can tune a car...but you can't TUNA fish! x3
what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that
What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.
apparently imma category for jokes now. hmm... ok! #HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger", now say it backwords:)
Jared from Subway-Remember kids tuna sub backwards is what I'm going to do on your face
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish? He was rotten to the albacore.
What's the diffrence between a piano,a pot of glue and a tuna fish? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youd get stuck there
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What did the egg say to the tuna
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Three men are working on a building site.
Everyday, they sit down to eat their lunch together at the top of the building.
The first man opens his lunchbox to reveal a ham sandwich.
āBy god,ā the man exclaims, āI hate ham sandwiches. Iāve been working in construction for twenty years, and everyday, despite me telling her how much I despise it, my wife gives me a ham sandwich. If I get a ham sandwich in my lunch again, I will throw myself off the top of this building and kill myself.ā
The second man opens his lunchbox, revealing a cheese sandwich.
āHoly crow, another cheese sandwich! I hate these things, I tell you. Everyday, I tell my wife how much I despise cheese sandwiches, but I still get them in my lunch. Iām with you buddyāif I ever get a cheese sandwich in my lunch again, Iām killing myself.ā
The third man, having opened his lunchbox, now pipes in.
āI donāt believe itāanother tuna sandwich! If I had a penny for every time Iāve told my wife how much I hate these, I wouldnāt have to work on this sordid site no more! Iām sick of itācount me in, if I get a tuna sandwich in my lunchbox again, Iām killing myself.ā
The next day, the three men regroup at the top of the building and open their lunchboxes: the first man ā a ham sandwich, the second ā a cheese sandwich, the third ā a tuna sandwich.
The three men exchange solemn looks before jumping in unison from the height of the building.
At the funeral for the three men, their grieving wives turn to each other.
āIf only Iād known how much he didnāt like ham sandwiches,ā says the first manās wife, āI always thought he was being ironic!ā
āAnd if only Iād known how much he didnāt like cheese sandwiches,ā says the second manās wife, āI always thought he was being sarcastic!ā
āAnd if only Iād known how much he didnāt like tuna sandwiches,ā says the third manās wife, ābut I donāt know what good it would have doneāthe fool made his own lunch!ā