Deaf people jokes
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.