Deaf people

Deaf People Jokes

Way

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?

Just turn off the lights.

Fist

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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  • Scream

    When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?

    People

    What games would deaf people not be good at?

    Simon says and Musical chairs.

    Argument

    How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.

    People

    How do you get two deaf people from fighting?

    Turn off the lights and walk out.

    Argument

    What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?

    Just switch off the lights.

    People

    Dear Hearing People,

    We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.

    Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.

    Orphan

    What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

    They can't hear their parents.

    People

    I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!

    Redneck

    What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

    Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

    Oral

    It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

    Weird.

    Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.