Elton John vs Rapboat

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

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Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about comparing Elton John, who is a super famous and talented dude, to some bozo named "rapboat." The joke is that Elton John is successful and openly gay, while rapboat is supposedly untalented, broke, and still in the closet. It's basically saying one is a winner and the other is a loser. Also, you think this is funny? I bet you still watch Teletubbies.

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