Difference Between MJ and Me

What's the difference between MJ and myself?

Nothing at all.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that there is no difference between Michael Jackson and the person telling the joke. Like, they're trying to be cool like MJ, but probably aren't, which is kinda sad, just like your humor.

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