Music jokes
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.