Music jokes
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.