Music jokes
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
I'm all panic and no disco.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
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