What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Music Jokes
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Let's rock and roll!
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
