Music jokes
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Any more song suggestions?
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.