Music jokes
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Memes
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
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Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?