Music jokes
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Memes
Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.