Music jokes
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
I'm all panic and no disco.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Any more song suggestions?
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
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What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!