Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
DJ Croos joke.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!