Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
