Music jokes
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Memes
Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
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What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.