Music jokes
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.