Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Can I get a Hoyah?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.