Music jokes
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Memes
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.