Music jokes
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.