What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Never gonna give you up.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
