Music jokes
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.