Music jokes
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Memes
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.