Music jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.