Man jokes
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
My brother when he sees a girl.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.