Man jokes
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.