Man jokes
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
Memes
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."