Man jokes
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Memes
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...