Man jokes
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.