I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It’s legal to get stoned.

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

What do you call a couple mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.

What was on Stephen Hawkings grave stone. Intel inside

you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death

Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone

Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone

sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away

My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.

A stone’s throw away, in fact.

Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with Cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called “The non stop dancer”. It is very funny but it is made even funnier by Dudley moors, drunken and stoned laughter through the song. One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio but they are adlibbing and extremely drunk.

Muslims Don’t need weed they’ve got the Koran You burn that sh*t and your gonna get stoned

Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3 day mile stone of sobriety!