I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It’s legal to get stoned.

What was on Stephen Hawkings grave stone. Intel inside

Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.

you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

What do you call a couple mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.

Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone

Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with Cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called “The non stop dancer”. It is very funny but it is made even funnier by Dudley moors, drunken and stoned laughter through the song. One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio but they are adlibbing and extremely drunk.

My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.

A stone’s throw away, in fact.

Muslims Don’t need weed they’ve got the Koran You burn that sh*t and your gonna get stoned

Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3 day mile stone of sobriety!