Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing but when i the it people just looked horrified.
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
Hi stone, im watching
What was on Stephen Hawkings grave stone. Intel inside
Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone
Medusa makes men hard
Royal rebel and push so back they ever marble say that drink pushback
I named my dog stone so that i can say to people that i throw stone everyday.
do you know steven is dead he doesent have a stone do you know how to find him a metal detector
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder? About 15 stone
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.
"killed 2 birds with one stone"? pfft I once killed 2 people with 1 bullet
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
hello, this is Godlygirl26. i want to help people with their problems no matter what. there is nothing that god cannot do. i want yall to know that God is with you. not any of those stone or wood "gods" but a true , loving,, powerful God. dm this right here and i will answer. hope i can help you! Love , Godlygirl26
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
