Transvestite jokes
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
My wife accused me of being a cross-dresser, so I packed up her clothes and left.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.