Transvestite jokes

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.

We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.

I thought I showed a lot of balls.

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?

Because momma never raised no pussy.

I have a lot of respect for trans women.

That surgery takes balls!

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.