Man jokes
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Memes
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
My brother when he sees a girl.