Man jokes
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Memes
My brother when he sees a girl.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.