Man jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
Dad: How was your trip to the park?
Daughter: It was good until the man came along.
Dad: *gasps* Whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened?
Daughter: He made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off...
Dad: Oh God, what next?
Daughter: Nothing, that was it.
Dad: Oh, come on! That wasn't exciting, make something up!
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.