Man jokes
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
Memes
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.