Man

Man jokes

Caricature

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

Woman

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

Suicide

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

Woman

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

Memes

Ball

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

Job

Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.

Lawsuit

A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”

Viagra

Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.

Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?

Spider-Man

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Spot

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

Dog

A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.

The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.