Man jokes
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Memes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
My brother when he sees a girl.