Man jokes
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Memes
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
My brother when he sees a girl.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”