Man jokes

Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?

Doctor: To the morgue.

Man: But I’m not dead yet.

Doctor: Are we there yet?

Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.

Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.

Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.

What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Hitler was the most handsome man alive.

Everyone died for him.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?

Rainbow Six Siege.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.

Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?

Legs.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?