Man jokes
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
My brother when he sees a girl.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Memes
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.