What did the Chinese man say to the to his wife? I'll chin you later
A man find out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees. Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says “I can save you $100”
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox so when someone knocked on the door, they said "An administrator has banned you from heaven"
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a man had 10 dead and blooduy babys in middle of his livingroom. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest to hide?
-boner.
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there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the death man who heard it
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man.. he had an affair with Alexa.
man says "what's Ligma" woman says"Ligma balls" baby says :nothing she transgender.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man I said hi he said wha yiu sa
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt? You are so butty – ful!
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser. The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore
Q:What did the man say after removing another mans hat?A:He was decapitated
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What's an old Japanese mans last words
hey that cloud looks like a mushroom or is it just me
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A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, "okay."
