Man jokes
My brother when he sees a girl.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.
Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."
Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."
"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."
Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.