A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
Start of Eastenders
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This dude's wife just ate it down the stairs, right? And instead of being a decent human being, he thought it was just the theme song to "Eastenders" which is some dumb TV show. Get it? He values TV over his own wife's well-being. You wouldn't get it because you probably think "Eastenders" is high art, you troglodyte.