A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
Elementary School Alternative
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Real dark. It's saying the priest would rather have the guy mess with kids at the school than off himself. You probably write jokes like this so you have no clue. This is not very based of you.
Comments (1)
shut up lil Timmy the only freak is you
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