When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
when i see james charles my popcorn goes pop pop
fuck me
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? -- Their knees.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
I’m a clown... And everyone nose.
:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty
I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised
*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Me:Mom can I have some make up. Mom: no. You are beautiful just the way you. Me:So that’s why you were make up.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A bill cosby victim
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Do you wanna eat make up cause ur not pretty in the inside
