Manslaughter jokes

Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."

A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.

The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?

Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.