Man jokes

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

Why is the blind man so close to the door?

He can't see it.

What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?

They both need to make sounds to be recognized.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?

He became a shell of who he once was.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...

One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?

Wasted.

My dick harder than stone, man.