Man jokes
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!