Man jokes
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.