Man jokes
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."