Man jokes
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.