Man jokes
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
Memes
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.