Man jokes

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Leo be like: "I like men, yes."

Why did the stick fall?

Because he is a stick man.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

Why is the blind man so close to the door?

He can't see it.

What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?

They both need to make sounds to be recognized.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?

He became a shell of who he once was.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.