A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This joke is funny because it's unexpected. You think the snail is gone for good after the dude hucks it into next week. But NOPE! Three years later, it's back and pissed. The punchline is funny because the snail asks, "What was that all about?" after THREE YEARS. The snail is slow, get it? You probably don't. Your brain is so smooth, you could use it as a bowling ball.
